5 000 Great One Liners

5 000 Great One Liners
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Biteback Publishing
Total Pages: 320
Release: 2012-09-25
Genre: Reference
ISBN: 9781849544825

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My mate told me that I just don’t understand irony. Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. An onion just told me a joke. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, ‘What is this, some kind of joke?’ I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller. I’ll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, ‘Grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?’ Whether told in the rugby clubs of Wales or the gentlemen’s clubs of London, their sharpness and simplicity unites us all. Short, sweet and wickedly clever, they hold a special place in the annals of comedy, and as the Twitter age heralds a resurrection of the art form, there seems no better time to celebrate the immortal one-liner. In this riveting read, Times diary columnist Grant Tucker does just that, bringing together 5,000 of the funniest one-liners ever told in one definitive volume. Laugh-out-loud funny, 5,000 Great One-Liners has all the quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks you’ll ever need - and a whole lot more.

5 000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One Liners

5 000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One Liners
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
Total Pages: 312
Release: 2013-11-06
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781616088545

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A treasury of the world's top-selected one-liners and jokes, published for today's generation of social media comics, includes such puns, zingers and witty remarks as "A dyslexic man walks into a bra." By the creator of The Margaret Thatcher Book of Quotations. Original. 10,000 first printing.

5 000 Great One Liners

5 000 Great One Liners
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Robson Press
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2016-02-11
Genre: English wit and humor
ISBN: 1785900242

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The funniest, wittiest and most cutting one line jokes from around the world, collected together in one immaculate collection!

5 000 Laugh Out Loud Jokes and One Liners

5 000 Laugh Out Loud Jokes and One Liners
Author: Anonim
Publsiher: Skyhorse
Total Pages: 288
Release: 2021-10-19
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1510766995

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Thousands of jokes and zingers to expand your repertoire and become a master of comedy! Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tucker’s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call “one-liners.” Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grant’s collection and the immortal one-liner. Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask for—and many you’d never dream of asking for. “My granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.” “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.” “The key to any marriage is spontaneity. You’ve got to be ready to leave at any time.” “Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!” “Promises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.” “Schizophrenia—together I can beat it.” “Drugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: ‘Narcotics, five letters.’”

More One Liners Jokes and Gags

More One Liners  Jokes and Gags
Author: Grant Tucker
Publsiher: Biteback Publishing
Total Pages: 336
Release: 2013-11-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781849546720

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After making us laugh out loud with 5,000 Great One-Liners, Grant Tucker goes one better with this uproarious sequel! More One-Liners is another hilarious volume of the finest quips, zingers, puns and wisecracks known to humanity. From twists on the classics to modern greats, from A-grade antics to X-rated gags, from jokes you could tell your mother to jokes about yo momma, there's something short, sweet and wickedly clever for everyone in this definitive volume.

The Mammoth Book of One Liners

The Mammoth Book of One Liners
Author: Geoff Tibballs
Publsiher: Robinson
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2012-06-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781780335360

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A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'

1001 One Liners and Short Jokes

1001 One Liners and Short Jokes
Author: Graham Cann
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 192
Release: 2020-07-09
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: 1838090517

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They're all here in this classic collection of the most hilarious one-liners on planet Earth! This eye-watering compilation has been carefully selected to get your giggle glands going and is guaranteed to give you hours of laughter and enjoyment. Each of the 1001 gags has been placed into its own category such as Addictions, Religion, Women so you can find a joke easily on any number of topics. A wise sage once said, "Laughter is, and will always be, the best form of therapy" so go on, cheer yourself up with this fabulous collection of mirth and merriment. Customers who have bought '1001 One-Liners and Short Jokes' are leaving 5 star reviews ◆ "If your mornings are feeling a bit "Groundhog Day" at the moment, I prescribe this gem of a book and some decent coffee. Made me feel better, instantly. The only problem is how to stop reading...a real chortle fest, even had my notoriously grumpy husband chuckling over his bacon sandwich, no mean feat" ★★★★★ ◆ "Great book for cheering oneself & others up. The majority of the jokes are short or one liners so the laughs come thick & fast, great for parties & other celebrations, wouldn't be without it" ★★★★★ ◆ "Absolutely loved this. It was really FUNNY!!" ★★★★★ ◆ "Great resource for best man speeches" ★★★★★ ◆ "Just what I needed a book of jokes to cheer me up with all the world events going on. Lovely to enjoy some short jokes ... hours of laughs in many different categories" ★★★★★ Press the BUY NOW button!

Milton Berle s Private Joke File

Milton Berle s Private Joke File
Author: Milton Berle
Publsiher: Crown
Total Pages: 672
Release: 1992
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780517587164

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Gathers jokes on a variety of subjects, including aardvarks, agents, bagels, computers, divorce, evangelists, food, jobs, reincarnation, and zoos

The Best Joke Book Ever

The Best Joke Book Ever
Author: Wayne Brindle
Publsiher: Bookbaby
Total Pages: 196
Release: 2019-12-30
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: 1543988776

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If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!

Old Jews Telling Jokes

Old Jews Telling Jokes
Author: Sam Hoffman,Eric Spiegelman
Publsiher: Villard
Total Pages: 256
Release: 2010-09-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780345522450

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A grasshopper walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender looked at him and said, “You know we have a drink named after you?” The grasshopper replied, “You have a drink named Stanley?” Schtick happens. For five thousand years, God’s chosen people have cornered the market on knee-slappers, zingers, and knock-knock jokes. Now Old Jews Telling Jokes mines mothers, fathers, bubbies, and zaydes for comic gelt. What we get are jokes that are funnier than a pie in the punim: Abie and Becky jokes; hilarious rabbi, doctor, and mohel tales; and those bits just for Mom (Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? A: Eventually a Rottweiler will let go!). Some are just naughty and some are downright bawdy—but either way you’ll laugh till you plotz. With Borscht Belt gags from Brooklyn to Bel Air to Boca, Old Jews Telling Jokes is like chicken soup for your funny bone. I mean, would it kill you to laugh a little?

The Best Joke Book Period

The Best Joke Book  Period
Author: William Donohue
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 208
Release: 2014-11
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781440583094

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Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

The Everything Big Book of Jokes

The Everything Big Book of Jokes
Author: Evan C Thomas
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2014-06-13
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781440576980

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Have you heard the one about... You'll laugh yourself silly with The Everything Big Book of Jokes! Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian, including: Short jokes, one-liners, and puns Jokes about spouses, in-laws, kids, and grandparents Office and sports jokes Animal humor Classics, including "Guy walks into a bar..." blonde jokes, priest and rabbi jokes, even knock-knock jokes Filled with countless gags, giggles, and guffaws, this book is sure to tickle your funny bone--and make you the life of the party!

Have You Heard the One About

Have You Heard the One About
Author: Justin Sedgwick
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 344
Release: 2017-09-12
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781510729261

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Having trouble finding things to talk about with people? Feeling awkward amidst a tense moment or gap in conversation? Do you need some comic relief? Good news: Your arduous search for the holy giggle ends with this book. Have You Heard the One About . . . includes over 480 pages of gut-busting jokes and amusing anecdotes that readers can memorize and add to their conversational repertoire. These jokes, with their charming wit and large variety of subject matter, are sure to get a chuckle from even the most miserable human-beings! So grab a copy with Have You Heard the One About . . . , it’s the perfect humor reference to study before any party or occasion, or when you feel the need for a good hoot or a ha-ha. Start filling the room with laughter today.

The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes

The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes
Author: Bob Phillips
Publsiher: Harvest House Publishers
Total Pages: 112
Release: 2013-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9780736948500

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This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”

Hilariously Lame Jokes

Hilariously Lame Jokes
Author: Harry Hilton
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 166
Release: 2018-07-24
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781612438528

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Uncover the lamest jokes, riddles, and knock-knocks ever written in this big book of jokes for kids that will have the whole family laughing. From classic knock-knock jokes to creative one-liners, this book of offers 500 of the best, most groan-inducing, and simultaneously side-splitting jokes around. What happened to the illegally parked frog? He got toad away. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! What did the computer do at lunchtime? Had a byte. Why did the duck get sent off the basketball court? For fowl play. Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he’s a hardened criminal. What did the manicurist call her son? Hans. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the picture go to prison? Because it was framed.