Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken
Author: F. L. Fowler
Publsiher: Clarkson Potter
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2012
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9780385345224

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A wryly whimsical culinary parody of E. L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy combines epicurean double entendres, 50 chicken recipes and the story of a young free-range chicken who finds herself at the mercy of a kinky and dominating chef, in a parody that includes such dishes as "Sticky (Chicken) Fingers" and "Bound Wings."

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken
Author: F.L. Fowler
Publsiher: Clarkson Potter
Total Pages: 160
Release: 2012-11-13
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9780385345231

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Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

Fifty Shades of Bacon

Fifty Shades of Bacon
Author: Benjamin Myhre,Jenna Johnson
Publsiher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 59
Release: 2012-08-01
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1479129836

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Fifty Shades of Bacon is an erotic cookbook that delves into the full bacon experience. Ok, it is not erotic at all, but it is a tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes. Everything from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo. If you are into bacon, want an interesting conversation piece or are looking for a present for the meat lover in your life, this title is for you. This is a softcover book that has 62 pages and 50 recipes.

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey
Author: Fanny Merkin,Andrew Shaffer
Publsiher: Da Capo Press
Total Pages: 224
Release: 2012-07-10
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780306822001

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Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy

Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy
Author: Hallee Bridgeman,Hallee the Homemaker™
Publsiher: House of Bread Books™
Total Pages: 150
Release: 2013-02-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781939603029

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Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy!" is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Hallee Bridgeman, A.K.A. "Hallee the Homemaker" rides the gravy train to triumph and hilarity with her premiere cookbook, revealing the secrets of the penultimate comfort food – gravy. Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy!" is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Her famous whole food, real food recipes bathe in luxuriant liquid comfort with recipes that are sure to captivate and enslave any audience. Hallee starts with stocks and broths and then explores every shade of gravy you can whip up. Some recipes are entire meals and some are simple sauces while still others are gravies served alongside a traditional holiday feast. There are meaty gravies, comfort food gravies, vegan gravies, gluten-free gravies, and even chocolate gravies! For any gravy question you were too ashamed to ask, this saucy Christian shares the answer

50 Ways to Eat Cock

50 Ways to Eat Cock
Author: Adrienne N. Hew
Publsiher: Savor the Journey, LLC
Total Pages: 158
Release: 2013
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781482591439

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This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions "How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

Fifty Shades of Kale

Fifty Shades of Kale
Author: Drew Ramsey, M.D.,Jennifer Iserloh
Publsiher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2013-07-02
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9780062272898

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Kale gets sexy in Fifty Shades of Kale by Drew Ramsey, M.D., and Jennifer Iserloh, with 50 recipes that are mouth-wateringly delicious and do a body good. Release yourself from the bondage of guilt and start cooking meals with the ingredients you love: meat, cheese, and yes—even butter. Nutrient-rich kale provides essential vitamins and minerals to keep you healthy, happy, and lean—so you can indulge in your most delicious desires. Whether you’re a cooking novice or a real kale submissive, you will undoubtedly succumb to Kale’s charms. From Mushroom and Kale Risotto to Kale Kiwi Gazpacho, Fifty Shade of Kale offers simple ways to have your kale and eat it, too, as well as nutritional information, cooking tips, and a tutorial on kale in all her glorious shades. Indulge your culinary passions with Fifty Shades of Kale: 50 Fresh and Satisfying Recipes That Are Bound to Please.

Precious Gifts

Precious Gifts
Author: Danielle Steel
Publsiher: Dell
Total Pages: 416
Release: 2016-06-28
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781101966921

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After his death, three sisters discover a new side to their father when his bequests give them the power to pursue their dreams, while their brother is forced to face reality as an adult.

What the F Should I Make for Dinner

What the F    Should I Make for Dinner
Author: Zach Golden
Publsiher: Hachette UK
Total Pages: 100
Release: 2011-09-27
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 9780762443673

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If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook of 50 profane and delicious dishes will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen! Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Every page is a new (and easy) meal, with enough pizzazz to keep you interested. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as: Scallop Ceviche Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri Red Flannel Hash Vegetarian Cassoulet Never hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? is the perfect gift for anyone who loves food, and will become your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, and your own wishy-washy self.

Fifty Shades of Black and Blue

Fifty Shades of Black and Blue
Author: I. B. Naughtie
Publsiher: Enteleconsult
Total Pages: 142
Release: 2012-06
Genre: Erotic stories
ISBN: 1467530999

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International Bestseller! "Hilarious parody!" "It had me tingling all over!" "I dumped my husband after I read this book - thank you!!!" "Black and Blue is the new Grey!" "Ouch!!" In this hilarious parody of Fifty Shades of Grey, our heroine is Annabelle Stilletto from Jersey City, New Jersey, a Beauty School graduate who has no job and lives with her loser roommate. Her life changes suddenly when she meets her dream guy, the rich and handsome Vinnie Griso, the heir to the Vinnie's Auto Parts empire. She falls for Vinnie's seductive charms - not to mention his clear blue eyes, jet black hair, tight black pants and pointy shoes. But when Vinnie invites her for a romantic evening at his secluded mansion, she discovers the secrets that he has been hiding from the world. She is soon introduced to Vinnie's "rules" and invited into a "special" relationship with her dream guy. She is conflicted about how far to surrender, but before long gives in to her deepest desires and discovers the pleasures of domination as she becomes "fifty shades of black and blue." Hilarious, erotic and nice, not-so-clean fun, Fifty Shades of Black and Blue is the bestselling parody everyone is talking about.

Once A Month Cooking Family Favorites

Once A Month Cooking Family Favorites
Author: Mary Beth Lagerborg,Mimi Wilson
Publsiher: St. Martin's Griffin
Total Pages: 272
Release: 2009-09-01
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 1429928662

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Mimi Wilson and Mary Beth Lagerborg are back with a brand new book that features their Once-A-Month Cooking TM technique guaranteed to save time and money. Filled with all-new cycles - two one-month cycles, two two-week cycles, and three specialty cycles: gourmet, summer, and gluten-free – their trademark method remains the same: You shop for an entire cycle all at once, buying in bulk and saving money. You do all the food prep for the cycle the next day, freezing and refrigerating what needs to be kept cold, stocking the pantry when appropriate. Then, as the family assembles for mealtime, you do some quick finishing and it's ready - fast and delicious! Once-a-Month CookingTM Family Favorites has something for every kind of eater and includes such soon-to-be favorites as: -Adobe Chicken -Baked Mediterranean Cod -Chicken Wild Rice Soup -County-Style Ribs -Texas-Style Lasagna With the perfect plan in hand and bulk shopping at economically-friendly prices, the Once-A-Month Cooking TM technique is a surefire way to get a delicious dinner on the table fast so that you can spend more time with your family!

50 Shades of Coq

50 Shades of Coq
Author: A. Fowlpun,E. L. Poppycock
Publsiher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Total Pages: 130
Release: 2015-07-18
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: 1515142027

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"These damn things are as hot as a stiff cock." - JULIA CHILD As one of the most famous coq-handlers of all time, Mrs. Child should know what she's talking about. A F Owlpun's (get it?) 50 Shades of Coq: A Parody Cookbook For Lovers of White Coq, Dark Coq, and All Shades Between promises to be one of the most cherished and wholesome family books to appear since 50 Shades of Grey. It contains recipes. Many recipes. Up to 50 of them. All containing chicken, or as the French like to titter, "Coq." So there you have it. It's a book for cooking. Why anyone would want to cook at home is beyond me, but if you do, then this is the book for you. Or for a friend. It's better if you give it to a friend and let them do the cooking. That way you win some points and get a free meal out of it. Here's an idea: Want to make a lot of friends? Then give a bunch of people a copy of this book. Make sense? I knew you'd see the wisdom in this suggestion. 'Nuff said. Buy the book, the recipes are actually delicious, and the shipping is free if you're a Prime member. And if you don't like the book, just return it for a full refund. What is there to lose, except an opportunity to make new friends? Click the BUY button now! FREE SHIPPING for prime members.

Fifty Shades of Pink

Fifty Shades of Pink
Author: Faythe America
Publsiher: Createspace Independent Pub
Total Pages: 152
Release: 2012-08-01
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1478212276

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Maggie is a klutz. Mr. Pink is an ass. When she falls into his office, it's love. Well, sort of. Unfortunately, this enigmatic billionaire has a dark, dangerous, unspeakable secret. What will innocent Maggie do when she discovers the man who has stolen her heart is hiding something...pink. WARNING: This parody contains sparkles, unicorns, and unforgettable sex that you will probably wish you could forget.

Cock The Way Grandma Liked It

Cock  The Way Grandma Liked It
Author: Anna Konik
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2019-09-26
Genre: Cooking
ISBN: 195102544X

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ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! You're now viewing one of the most hilarious gifts you'll find this Christmas season for adults! I introduce to you... Cock, The Way Grandma Liked It! A funny chicken cookbook that will have all your guests left wanting more because who knows better than grandma? That's right... no one. If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest and best gift at the Christmas party then these books could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we here at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are trying to fix this epidemic once and for all! No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock, only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom! Even Santa's lovin' it! Who you can give it to as a Christmas present? You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl/Women - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and boring. This raunchy stocking stuffer will bring her back to life! Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go, but she knows a good cock when she sees one. Might as well finish on top! Finally, your Married Friend with Kids (Wife or Husband)- Poor Thing! Even if you give it as a stocking stuffers, this naughty book will be sure to keep them laughing! No adult gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbooks. Watching their faces as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes were made to bring families together. P.S. This book is also the perfect presents for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift Yankee swap exchange, Christmas ideas, or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S. For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, girlfriend or any woman whom you want to impress with this funny and inappropriate cookbook.

50 Cocks That Won t Disappoint A Chicken Lovers Cookbook

50 Cocks That Won t Disappoint   A Chicken Lovers Cookbook
Author: Anna Konik
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2018-10-19
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 1942915535

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ALERT - ALERT - ALERT You're now viewing most hilarious gift you'll find this Christmas If you are open-minded about giving perhaps the funniest gift at the Christmas party then this book could be just what you are looking for! Aren't you sick and tired of cocks that let you down in the moment of truth? Tell me about it! Well, we at Dirty Girl Cookbooks are here to fix this epidemic once and for all. No longer will you be looking forward to eating a mouth-watering cock only to find it cold and limp as a fish after you were just starting to taste it. These 50 Cock recipes JUST DON'T QUIT. They will keep you satisfied all winter long and into spring when the birds start chirping and the flowers start to blossom. Who you can give it to as a Christmas present: You know who...yeah.. her. She needs it. We both know it! The College Girl - Lord knows what is going on down there! The Single Friend with a cat - It's getting musty and bored. Grandma Delores - She doesn't have long to go. Might as well finish on top. Finally, your Married Friend with Kids - Poor Thing! No gift will make your loved ones Christmas like our Dirty Girl Cookbook. Watching their face as they open it up will be worth it many times over. You will never forget the laughter shared together. That is what the Holidays are all about! Our Dirty Girl Cookbook recipes bring families together. P.S: This book is also perfect for a white elephant gift, secret Santa gift or Yankee swap exchange or just an old-fashioned gag gift. P.S.S: For my men out there, this is a great gift for the wife, her, or girlfriend or any women whom you want to impress.