The Book with No Pictures

The Book with No Pictures
Author: B. J. Novak
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 135
Release: 2019
Genre: Books and reading
ISBN: 1987163397

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In this book with no pictures, the reader has to say every silly word, no matter what.

The Book With No Pictures

The Book With No Pictures
Author: B. J. Novak
Publsiher: Penguin UK
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2014-12-04
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780141362007

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You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. And even if the words include things like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and MY HEAD IS MADE OF BLUEBERRY PIZZA! That's the rule. That's the deal. Brilliantly irreverent and very, very silly, The Book With No Pictures will delight kids and have them begging for more. From award-winning US comic writer and actor, B.J. Novak.

The Book with No Pictures

The Book with No Pictures
Author: B. J. Novak
Publsiher: Penguin
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2014
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780803741713

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"In this book with no pictures, the reader has to say every silly word, no matter what"--

This Is Not a Picture Book

This Is Not a Picture Book
Author: Sergio Ruzzier
Publsiher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2016-05-03
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781452139371

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In this quirky yet sweet picture book about the joy and power of reading, Duck learns that even books without pictures can be fun. While he and his friend Bug may struggle at first to decipher their book, they stick with it, and before long they discover that not only can they read it, but it deserves a place on the shelf with all their favorite picture books. Author-artist Sergio Ruzzier has created a fanciful tribute to books of all kinds. It includes both words AND pictures. And because this is the fixed-format version, it looks almost identical to the print edition!

One More Thing

One More Thing
Author: B. J. Novak
Publsiher: Vintage
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2014-02-04
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9780385351843

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New York Times Bestseller A startlingly original debut from the actor, writer, director, and executive producer hailed as “a gifted observer of the human condition and a very funny writer capable of winning that rare thing: unselfconscious, insuppressible laughter” (The Washington Post). A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes—only to discover that claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins—turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother. We meet Sophia, the first artificially intelligent being capable of love, who falls for a man who might not be ready for it himself; a vengeance-minded hare, obsessed with scoring a rematch against the tortoise who ruined his life; and post-college friends who try to figure out how to host an intervention in the era of Facebook. Along the way, we learn why wearing a red T-shirt every day is the key to finding love, how February got its name, and why the stock market is sometimes just . . . down. Finding inspiration in questions from the nature of perfection to the icing on carrot cake, One More Thing has at its heart the most human of phenomena: love, fear, hope, ambition, and the inner stirring for the one elusive element just that might make a person complete. Across a dazzling range of subjects, themes, tones, and narrative voices, the many pieces in this collection are like nothing else, but they have one thing in common: they share the playful humor, deep heart, sharp eye, inquisitive mind, and altogether electrifying spirit of a writer with a fierce devotion to the entertainment of the reader.

The Book That Did Not Want to Be Read

The Book That Did Not Want to Be Read
Author: David Sundin
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2022-03-01
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781665910828

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Beware! This picture book will do anything in its power to stay unread in this fun, interactive, and irresistibly silly read-aloud perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures and Press Here. WARNING! Stop what you’re doing! Don’t you know that this book does not want to be read? If you try, all sorts of unfortunate things will happen. It will turn into a steering wheel! Letters will go missing! The book will act up and squirm around and grow wings and try to fly away! It will even insert a bunny that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. A persistent reader might see all kinds of strange and magical things, silly and secret things…But this book just does not want to be read, and it’s better to leave it alone. ...Or is it?

The Book with No Pictures

The Book with No Pictures
Author: B. J. Novak
Publsiher: Puffin
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2016-02-04
Genre: Books and reading
ISBN: 0141361794

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You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. And even if the words include things like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and MY HEAD IS MADE OF BLUEBERRY PIZZA! That's the rule. That's the deal. Brilliantly irreverent and very, very silly, The Book With No Pictures will delight kids and have them begging for more. From award-winning US comic writer and actor, B. J. Novak.

I Don t Want to Read This Book

I Don t Want to Read This Book
Author: Max Greenfield
Publsiher: Penguin
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2021-11-09
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780593326077

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From actor Max Greenfield (fan-favorite “Schmidt” from television’s New Girl) comes a hilarious picture book for every child who thinks they don't like to read books (and all the kids—and grownups—who do). Words, sentences, and even worse, paragraphs fill up books. Ugh! So what's a reluctant reader to do? Actor Max Greenfield (New Girl) and New York Times bestselling illustrator Mike Lowery bring the energy and laugh-out-loud fun out for every child (and parent) who thinks they don’t want to read a book. Joining the ranks of favorites like The Book With No Pictures and The Serious Goose, this clever and playful read-aloud breaks the fourth wall and will have all readers coming back for laughs again and again!

The Book About Nothing

The Book About Nothing
Author: Mike Bender
Publsiher: Crown Books for Young Readers
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2018-02-13
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780399551116

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Fans of The Book with No Pictures and A Perfectly Messed-Up Story will enjoy this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud from the adult humor bestselling authors of Awkward Family Photos and T-Rex Trying. This book has nothing to do with rainbows, rocket ships, meatballs, or wizards. Instead, it’s full of zip, zilch, diddly-squat, bupkus. But don’t worry, reading this book isn’t all for nothing, because sometimes nothing is actually something. Like if you pick up all the toys in your room, what will be on the floor? NOTHING. When you take a bath, what are you wearing? NOTHING. And when you shut the lights off to go to bed, what do you see? NOTHING. Mike Bender and Hugh Murphy stop at nothing to explore the key concepts of nothing and zero using playful language and hilarious illustrations.

Warning Do Not Open This Book

Warning  Do Not Open This Book
Author: Adam Lehrhaupt,Matthew Forsythe
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2013-08-27
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781442435827

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Monkeys, toucans, and alligators unleash mayhem.

Please Don t Read This Book

Please Don t Read This Book
Author: Deanna Kizis
Publsiher: Penguin
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2021-01-12
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9780593116838

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In this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures. Wait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? Well, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! That's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! Join along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. Praise for Please Don't Read This Book: "Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter." --Kirkus Reviews "A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be." --New York Journal of Books "'Please Don’t Read This Book!' is hard to resist — and that’s clearly the plan." --The Virginian-Pilot

Did You Take the B from My ook Books That Drive Kids Crazy 2

Did You Take the B from My  ook   Books That Drive Kids Crazy    2
Author: Beck Stanton,Matt Stanton
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2022-01-05
Genre: Alphabet books
ISBN: 0733334849

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'Witty, silly, and interactive ... A rollicking read for children and adults alike' - Kirkus Reviews For the Grown-Ups: OK. Two things you need to know. Firstly, your favourite thing in the whole world is the letter B. And secondly, you're about to sneeze and all the Bs are going to be blown out of the book. So until you can get your favourite letter back, you're about to sound really, really silly ... And the kids will love it! PRAISE FOR THE BOOKS THAT DRIVE KIDS CRAZY SERIES 'The kids are having a ball (whoops, having fun) and a discussion is born' -- 4 stars, Good Reading 'Funny, clever, deliciously dry ... this book encourages kids to think outside the square, and hopefully, somewhere deep in that unlimited subconscious, understand that what we see is all about perception. What a powerful thought' -- Kids' Book Review

The Book That Never Ends Books That Drive Kids Crazy 5

The Book That Never Ends  Books That Drive Kids Crazy   5
Author: Matt Stanton,Beck Stanton
Publsiher: HarperCollins Australia
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2019-04-01
Genre: Juvenile Nonfiction
ISBN: 9781460707890

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'AN EXCELLENT READ-ALOUD, FUNNY, QUESTIONING AND MIND BOGGLING' -- ReadPlus on Wait! For the Grown-Ups: They say all good things come to an end ... but don't hold your breath! You and the kids are about to zigzag your way through this book. Your choices will take you who-knows-where. There's a legend that some people once found the end, but we're not convinced. Oh, you think you can? Well, you're welcome to try. And the kids will love it! From the mind-boggling brains behind This Is a Ball, Did You Take the B from My _ook?, The Red Book and Wait! comes a brand-new crowd-pleaser! PRAISE FOR THE BOOKS THAT DRIVE KIDS CRAZY SERIES 'The kids are having a ball (whoops, having fun) and a discussion is born' -- 4 stars, Good Reading 'Funny, clever, deliciously dry ... this book encourages kids to think outside the square, and hopefully, somewhere deep in that unlimited subconscious, understand that what we see is all about perception. What a powerful thought' -- Kids' Book Review 'Witty, silly, and interactive ... A rollicking read for children and adults alike' -- Kirkus Reviews

Die Laughing

Die Laughing
Author: William Novak
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 304
Release: 2016-10-25
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781501150814

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From the cocreator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a “funny…geezer-licious” (Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts) collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more—a perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.

Do Not Open This Book

Do Not Open This Book
Author: Andy Lee
Publsiher: Scholastic Press
Total Pages: 32
Release: 2020-10-06
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 1338668986

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This hilarious series opener from Australian comedian Andy Lee is full of twists and surprises for disobedient readers! From the very cover of this picture book, a funny blue monster pleads with readers not to keep reading. As his pleas grow more impassioned, however, readers will delight in doing exactly what they are asked not to do -- no matter the consequences for the blue monster! This successful series from popular Australian comedian Andy Lee has sold over one million copies worldwide and has been translated into over 35 languages.