Unicorn Being a Jerk

Unicorn Being a Jerk
Author: C. W. Moss
Publsiher: Harper Collins
Total Pages: 120
Release: 2011-11-08
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780062070210

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A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
Author: unicorn book
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2020-10
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: 9798692531261

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24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publsiher: Sourcebooks
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2016-06-01
Genre: Art
ISBN: 1492647209

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Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Dinosaurs with Jobs
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publsiher: Sourcebooks
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2016-06-01
Genre: Games
ISBN: 1492647217

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Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Why Cat Why

Why Cat Why
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publsiher: Theo Lorenz
Total Pages: 56
Release: 2017-11-16
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: 0997573848

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Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.

Mer World Problems

Mer World Problems
Author: Theo Nicole Lorenz
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 48
Release: 2016-06-01
Genre: Art
ISBN: 1492647225

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Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorn Hunting

Unicorn Hunting
Author: A.R. Hellbender
Publsiher: BookCountry
Total Pages: 1
Release: 2013-09-11
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781463003043

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Like many young women, Caoilinn "Cal" Valderan has chosen an alternative to marriage or the nunnery: hunting unicorns. Though unicorn hunting is rewarded with monetary compensation, she is unsure of the worth of slaying the pure white equestrians. In this coming-of-age story of lost love and betrayal, Cal chooses between unicorns and humans, and between family obligations and her own values, going against her society's expectations and questions what others do not dare to question.

Death

Death
Author: George Pendle
Publsiher: Crown
Total Pages: 250
Release: 2008
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9780307395603

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In a zany parody of the confessional memoir, the Grim Reaper tells his own story in an "autobiography" that describes his suicide attempts, struggles with his sexuality, the addiction to life that nearly destroyed him, secrets about the afterlife, and feelings about Adam and Eve, Hitler, Elvis, and others he has encountered during his long career. Original. 20,000 first printing.

Nerdycorn

Nerdycorn
Author: Andrew Root
Publsiher: Simon and Schuster
Total Pages: 40
Release: 2021-05-18
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
ISBN: 9781534460065

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Fern isn’t your usual unicorn…she loves chemistry and math more than glitter or flowers—and she refuses to change who she is in this sweet and empowering picture book about being yourself—and standing up for yourself, too! Meet Fern! She’s a smart, creative unicorn who prefers building robots and coding software to jumping through shimmering rainbows and splashing in majestic waterfalls. Even though Fern is a good friend and always willing to help others, the other unicorns tease her and call her a nerdycorn. One day, Fern has had enough and decides to stop fixing her friends’ broken things. But then the confetti machine, the rainbow synthesizer, and the starlight bedazzler all go haywire during the biggest Sparkle Dance Party of the year! Fern can certainly fix them…but will she?

The Trans Self Care Workbook

The Trans Self Care Workbook
Author: Theo Lorenz
Publsiher: Jessica Kingsley Publishers
Total Pages: 176
Release: 2020-10-21
Genre: Self-Help
ISBN: 9781787753440

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If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.

Rainbow Reiki

Rainbow Reiki
Author: Walter Lübeck
Publsiher: Motilal Banarsidass Publ.
Total Pages: 175
Release: 1998
Genre: Reiki (Healing system)
ISBN: 8120815556

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Rainbow Reiki is a proven system of complex energy work. The basis of Rainbow Reiki, a successful combination of old and new methods, is the Usui System of Reiki. Rainbow Reiki expands the Usui Reiki System through highly developed techniques of energy work and provides possibilities of working directly with subtle beings as teachers. making Reiki Essences, performing guided auro and Chakra work, connecting with existing power places and creating new personal ones,as well as developing Reiki Mandalas, are all a part of this system. by combining the Reiki system with other subtle techniques, intense spiritual powers are set free.

Naughty Badass Unicorns Adult Coloring Book

Naughty Badass Unicorns Adult Coloring Book
Author: Anna Nadler
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 50
Release: 2019-02-21
Genre: Electronic Book
ISBN: 1797668404

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Welcome to this one of a kind, humorous, funny, hilarious and silly adult coloring book! 24 unique illustrations for you to color! These unicorns will bring a smile to your face! They dance, eat pizza, drink wine, get tattoos, spray paint, party, sky dive, ride rollercoasters and more! Have fun coloring with these adorable and badass unicorns! Some special features are: * The pages are one sided, so you can cut out the colored pictures for framing or gifts. * Each page has a gray backing, to address any bleed through issues. * Each page comes autographed by the artist. * All of the art is hand drawn and filled with original ideas. This coloring book makes a great gift for your friend, coworker, wife, husband, mom; something fun to do for a bachelorette party, or just to make someone laugh and relax while coloring this fun book! Get your copy today!

Zombies Hate Stuff

Zombies Hate Stuff
Author: Greg Stones
Publsiher: Chronicle Books
Total Pages: 64
Release: 2012-03-07
Genre: Humor
ISBN: 9781452114057

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“You may not have been aware of it, but zombies actually have some pretty strong opinions about things. . . . hilarious.” —Wired Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Greg Stones’s ghoulishly colorful paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and, of course, brains. Zombies Hate Stuff offers an irresistible perspective on the zombie apocalypse and the pop culture phenomenon that will not die. “Stones’s panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw). . . . When it comes to creating humor, Stones uses all the tricks of the trade.” —Publishers Weekly

The Edge of Never

The Edge of Never
Author: J.A Redmerski
Publsiher: Forever
Total Pages: 496
Release: 2013-03-12
Genre: Fiction
ISBN: 9781455548996

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Discover the beloved New York Times bestseller about two lost souls who embark on an epic road trip and find love along the way. A New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling blockbuster! Twenty-year-old Camryn Bennett thought she knew exactly where her life was going. But after a wild night at the hottest club in downtown Raleigh, North Carolina, she shocks everyone-including herself-when she decides to leave the only life she's ever known and set out on her own. Grabbing her purse and her cell phone, Camryn boards a Greyhound bus ready to find herself. Instead, she finds Andrew Parrish. Sexy and exciting, Andrew lives life like there is no tomorrow. He persuades Camryn to do things she never thought she would and shows her how to give in to her deepest, most forbidden desires. Soon he becomes the center of her daring new life, pulling love and lust and emotion out of her in ways she never imagined possible. But there is more to Andrew than Camryn realizes. Will his secret push them inseparably together -- or destroy them forever?

Farting Magical Creatures A Coloring Book

Farting Magical Creatures  A Coloring Book
Author: M. T. Lott
Publsiher: Unknown
Total Pages: 52
Release: 2019-11-04
Genre: Games & Activities
ISBN: 1951728076

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This coloring book contains twenty-four delightful images of magical creatures passing gas. Each picture is accompanied by a "fact" related to the creature and its gas. Some of the creatures included: unicorn, mermaid, dragon, leprechaun, Cerberus, fairy, gnome, troll, Loch Ness Monster, centaur, and more.